I'm not bothered about my cellulite. I know the media tells me I should be - but really, I've got more important things to worry about. And anyway -it's behind me- I don't even have to look at it - so why stress?
*NOT my arse. But what a great picture.
I mean, I'm 40 - and I've had 4 large kids (I know I remind you of this often - but if you had sprung forth a total of 38.25lbs of human from your loins you would probably wear it like a Blue Peter badge too) - I'm SUPPOSED to have cellulite.
However, what I do NOT appreciate is the slightly 'baggy' baby belly that Max left me with. Yes Max - it's your fault that Mummy can't show her midriff even slightly without sucking it all up REALTIGHT.
Max caring not a JOT about his mother's stomach.
So - being the awkward cow that I am - when I got the chance to trial the Murad Cellulite Solution - my first thoughts were - EXCELLENT - baby belly here I come.
So. I started last Saturday. The regime entails taking two packets of supplements, one in the morning and one at night and using a serum and cream on the affected area of bottoms and thighs (stomach).
So far it's surprisingly easy. I have already noticed a general improvement in the skin on my face. And applying the serum/creams is no hard labour for me. I grease myself like a chicken pre-roast every day anyway.
I may be going nuts but I think the supplements are also improving my sleep.
So, we'll see - will I look like THIS afterwards?:
Helena Christensen looking fabulous - for a change.
Err. No. But that's OK. Watch this space.