The Horror of Photoshop

Dear Rimmel.
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Zooey Deschanel is absolutely gorgeous. I imagine one of the reasons you wanted her as one of your ‘faces’ is  that we girls see her as ‘one of us’. 

What in the name of PLASTIC is this horror??

Source – Rimmel ads – horribly altered by a Stepford Wife loving robot.

Yours, 

A horrified consumer of your products.

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