- Middleton and Kardashian pregnancies. I'm very happy for them and wish them both the best - but I have been pregnant - in total - for 3.5 years of my life. I don't need/want their look.
- Sudocrem on spots. Arse. Literally.
- Argan Oil - Yes it's wonderful but it doesn't have to be in everything - and please stop calling it groundbreaking.
- Painting your ring finger differently from the others. A trend not started by someone with OCD. Clearly.
- The word 'trend'. Forever.
- Aapri Face Scrubs. I am still asked if they are 'ok to use'. Yes, on the sole of an elephant's foot.
- The term 'squeaky clean'. Nothing on your body should squeak. You are not a rodent.