Lancaster Tan Maximizer

Just a quickie:

 This little gem has been around for an age and is definitely classed as a ‘hero’ product.  And with good cause.  My Mum used to use it in the 80’s and she has definitely passed the habit on.


I had a little day trip to Bath at the end of June – which happened to coincide with the hottest day of the year (till then).

And so it was that I ended up looking pretty much like this when I got home:


with less shell…obviously.

 I had vest marks all across my shoulders, a bright red decollete and a racer-vest mark all across my back.  OW.

Soon as I got home I slapped the TM all over my upper body and down my arms and have done so every morning since.


Not one.

Areas are now brown and getting browner.

It contains Heliosome – which stimulates your own melanin and boosts your tan by 80%.

Well it certainly did for me – if you are going away – get some.

If you are an idiot who lets themselves get burned when you have been in the beauty industry for 15 years and frankly should know better – get some, put it on, and then give yourself a slap.